All you need to know is that I found a way via my Bag of Holding.
My name is Lacey and I'm a Mary Sue.
A very bitter, annoyed, and infatuated Mary-Sue with no perfection in my arsenal at all.
What a bitch, no?
At the moment I'm trapped in Middle-Earth and I just fucked up on trying to save my only friend in the Fellowship, Boromir.
I've managed to get 2 Perfect Mary Sues killed. One by Legolas and the other.. I killed...
As if my fucked life weren't enough, I get to add that to it.
The gods are enjoying this cosmic prank, and me?
Not so much.
Ugh.. and here we go, gotta move again. We're trying to track down Merry and Pippin.
Sure I could point out where to go, but other then Boromir, I've tried as hard as I could not to ruin the movie.
Yeah, I seem to be in an off shoot version of the movies.