Lacey Voorhees (miss_lacey) wrote,
Lacey Voorhees
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You know.. I don't mind vacations.. but christ..

I was working the other day when that damn elf_princeelf storms over and kidnaps me.

He claimed I haven't been acting myself.

I swear, he's so damn frustrating. So the pointy eared bastard proceeds to take me back to Middle Earth for the weekend. To remind me of "better times".

Better times???

No plumbing.

Helms Deep.

Killing.. her.

What better times is he talking about??

I just don't get that stupid elf. I really don't.

But.. it was pretty sweet for him to try and help me...

No. NO. I will not think fluffy thoughts. Absolutely not. NO.

......

Sometimes I really hate myself.
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*suppresses a snicker*

Fluffy thoughts=evil, yes?
Very evil indeed, Mr. Potter.

Now let the snicker, you know you want to release, out before you explode or I decide to thwap you with a penguin plushie.

~Sticks her tongue out at him~
*snickerfit*

Stick your tongue out much farther and you'll catch a fly, Lacey.
Now you've gone and done it.

~Thwaps him with her penguin plushie backpack~

You're tempting fate, Harry. Don't make do something horrible to you. Like.. feed you my cooking or something.

~Smirks and shakes her head~
*mock pained expression* Oh. That hurt. Ag.O.Nay. The soft and fluffy plush pain.

There's no way your cooking could be worse than my friend Raina's...
My cooking is pretty damn bad.. but thanks to Pizza Hut I can be sure to cook an even more lousy pizza!

And I wonder if I should take offense at your mocking..
*grins* Take offense if you like, but I didn't mean any by it.
I'm teasing. I wouldn't take offense at something as silly as that.

Unless Xander did it, but that's just because he annoys me in general.

~Smiles~

So how's life treating you lately, Harry?
*grin* I know. I was just teasing.

*shrugs* Been all right, I guess. Bloody Triwizard shit's driving me out of my mind... trying to figure out that stupid egg thing...

I've been hearing a lot about Xander lately... what'd he do to cause such a stir?
He cheated on my boss Buffy, in her office, with that cave Buffy moron.

If I didn't already despise him, I would for sure now. He whines on and on about his own pain of the situation, yet he showed no remorse for it until he was caught. Feh. Whatever. He gets tiresome.

Anyhoo.. the egg.. the egg is evil! Evil I say!!

.....

Not really, but the idea of an Evil Egg sounds fun.
Ugh. That's just wrong. *shakes his head* People like that... I think they were the reason Unforgivable Curses were created.

Yes. The egg is evil. It's plotting world domination, I tell you!!!
Yes! It plots with the Coffee Makers that Think!!

The evil must be stopped!

We must get the Bran Muffins to save us all.

~Grins~
*blinks*

*grins*

And just how much caffeine have you had this morning?
Shockingly, very little. As in none.

And I'm only on my first can of Sprite of the day.

Scary, isn't it?
Oh, ye gods. The horror. *grin*

...say, would you ask Legolas if he knows anything about this?


((*dies laughing*))
~Stares~

......

That is wrong. Oh so wrong.. like the dessert pizza at Pizza Hut.. it should not exist.

And I know my the Legolas I know would stare on in horror.

I was at Helm's Deep.. I swear, if those had shown up.. I'd have died laughing on the walls right there.

((rofl.. that's just.. EVIL.))
*snickerfit*

I can just imagine it.

((ain't it, though?))
You do realize I have a hideously evil visual in my head now because of you.

((I fear the mastermind behind it. lol))
*grins evilly* *clears throat* Mwahahahaha.

*shifty eyes* ...I'm still working on my evil laugh. Fred's really good at it, his really freaks me out.

((oh, yes. We fears them, yes we does.))
Not too bad.

Work on it a bit more and you could probably scare/scar Malfoy with it.
*grins* Thanks.

I did find something that would scare/scar anyone in their right mind. A
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*grins* Thanks.

I did find something that would scare/scar <b>anyone</b> in their right mind. A <a href="http://www.illwillpress.com/rant.html>ranting</a> <a href="http://www.illwillpress.com/ranttwo.html">squirrel</a>...
((I hate links tags that refuse to work right. HTML SUCKS EGGS.))
AHH!!

I LOVE him!!

Surprise surprise, isn't it?

~Laughs~
*laughs as well* Yeah, he's pretty cool...

Sort of reminds me of Alvin and the Chipmunks with that voice, though. *shudder*
HA!

I used to love Alvin.. sang along with the Chippettes all the time..

~Shifty look~

If you tell anyone I said that, I will thwap you again.

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